Their marketing campaign “We’re Arians’ Nation Now” went horribly awry. Got millions of new fans but the Bucs are not sure about the demographic.

Q told him to do it.

When you examine his motion there closely on a high speed camera it becomes apparent the exact moment his diap suffered a blowout

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.

take libby with you.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

Is it really more amazing that he got a save being a position player, or that he got a save being a grown man named Stevie?

If only they can figure out a way to shows a series out of order and keep changing when it’s on so it never grows a proper fan base.

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”

I dunno. Bernie would’ve been Coughlin if he were (1) still a coach in the league, and (2) Coughlin were innovative in any way.

I don't know who this insults more

I’ve done this before at a few Cubs games. Haven’t figured out how to post on Youtube yet so I think I’m safe.

“Everyone complained the Supah Bowl was bahring, instead of just aknowlahging how fawking awesome Tahhmy is, how much of a supah genius Belecheck is. NO ONE FAWKIN RESPECTS US! GOAT. MAHKY MAHK. GO BACK TO COW HAMPSHA. WICKED PISSAH. STAHBUKS SUX. GO TO DUNKS AND MAYBE TIMMY HAHTONS. YANKEES SUCK.”* 

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

Said it before, will say it again: it’s not politics, it’s morality. If the greatest controversy around Donald Trump were, say, his position on revising the tax code, or even something as volatile as abortion rights, then fine, the PGA could say “whoa, we stay out of politics.” But it’s so much worse than that. It’s…

The PGA is a sporting concern whose most prestigious tournament takes place at a club that had no black members until 1990