And apparently a female used (I don’t know if I can type this here) the F-word.

Basically, the unhappy, MOST pampered, LEAST integrated child of a German immigrant thinks everyone HE has made miserable in THEIR country should leave. When he’s spent the last several years bitching about the country, then conversely promising to MAGA.

this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.

Jesus Christ, if Zion is fat, then I must be a beached fucking whale!

They’re busy in DC right now.

The framing of that photo makes it look like he has a glorious, back-of-head-only mullet.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Man, I knew James blew up his kitchen on purpose.

I’ll see your Inside/Out and raise you a photorealistic Osmosis Jones.

You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

Not voting for Hillary has consequences. Everyone who wanted to do otherwise was warned. And now we have this bullshit.

very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th)

If Trump could recite the Pledge of Allegiance from memory ill drink his bath water 

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Reminds me of the Don McLean classic.

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

I’m ready for some Mike Francesca analysis of Brazdeikis.

Any Nazi getting flattened is a good watch: