Those consequences being “having mean things said about you before ultimately getting exactly what you wanted”

They just put an article about trump’s golf simulator up. I think they’re just recycling other GMG stories today.

The only good thing about a Betsy DeVos led Department of Education is that there won’t be any more schools in 100 years for students to have to learn about trump in.

You know how many 10-year windows for superstar-caliber players ages 26-35 have worked out in favor of the team? A whole fuckton.

Is he really telling me he’s never once ripped the toilet paper while wiping his ass?

I gotta hand it to the padres, its a smart time to pitch Harper on Southern California right as Chicago is hit with -50 degree weather

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This is the very obvious correct answer

Even better, their argument that Cohen is a liar not only doesn’t discredit the buzzfeed story, but feeds into it, because the story is about how Cohen... you know... lied.

Annihilation took me a while to really appreciate. It was one of those movies that I liked as I watched it, but the more I thought about it, the more I *really* liked it.

fuck man I’ve been promising “i’ll read it tomorrow” about this tab with the wikipedia article on String Theory open on my work computer for two months?

it makes it marginally harder to find x-rated bowsette fan art I would guess based on yesterday’s best video game surprises

So Jon Gruden was Tomato Face all along?

This is kind of a strange take I think. The Dbacks got back 5 years of Weaver, who while having a down year in 2018, did show flashes of effectiveness in 2017, and 6 years of Kelly, who is already a stellar defensive catcher, and was the #2 prospect in the Cardinals system in 2017, and still has plenty of time to…

I posted this on the AV club last night, but if anyone is wondering:

In case anyone is wondering: twitter linked G-20.In because “.in” is a widely recognized top level domain (“.in” indicates websites in India). “.either” is not. If you wanted to buy a web domain with a “.either” address, you could, but its not a widely recognized top level domain. Twitter automatically makes links out…

People are *constantly* coming up to me and telling me how much they loved me in the 2015 super bowl half time show. It was almost 4 years ago people give it a break.

Ted Cruz ate 40 pounds of turkey over thanksgiving

Does anyone know what the deal was with The Girl in the Spider’s Web? It only lasted a single week at my local first run theaters, and started running at the second run theater this past friday (2 weeks after its release)

thanks i hate it