“article” is a little generous for an embedded tweet and an emoji, don’t you think?

Today I learned there are 2 Jon Favreaus.

oh my god

David Draiman is one of the best singers I’ve ever heard and no amount of weird piercings will ever change that

They played in (and won) an absurd number of 1-run games this year, thus Edwin Diaz’s saves total. That’s gotta be a factor in their Pythagorean record.

weird flex on Carr but okay

Rick Santorum knows a thing or two about discouraging people from coming

The only super hero movie that has come close to The Dark Knight is Logan

I will never not star this

at least she’s not telling people not to vote. I guess I’ll let them have this.

Of course he got hired, you gave him a glowing recommendation in their eyes

So what, are you guys doing one of these every day until the election?

Hoo boy am I gonna fall down a deep outer space-related wikipedia hole today at work.

Fuck can you even imagine the Soros money you’d be raking in as a patsy?

According to my friend who works for MLS, Barron Trump plays soccer for the DC United Developmental Team. Therefore, Soccer is officially the sport of rwnjs

who?

Pack it in everyone

You couldn’t possibly have had odds that pay out well by picking “White Male,” could you?

This was so much more interesting than the Bricken article