It’s amazing to me that you’ve been around this long and so many people still haven’t picked up on your bit

whoever this y’all qaeda ass moron who keeps trying get daddy trump’s attention by blowing up the big mean liberals really fucking sucks at his job

god tier comment

None of them are Hugo's. Hugo ended up being the not evil one. 

Because the Giants would never trade their franchise cornerstone to the dodgers (and he was injured from August on anyway), Yadi has 10/5 rights and was catching every day for a cardinals team that was in the playoff race down to the last week (and still has a lot of guaranteed money into his late-30s), and Lucroy was…

Mom says its my turn to use the xbox

the fact that blake bortles is a pumpkin again should give you some indication of how this season of the good place is gonna play out

Pack it up people

Countertake: As a man who was born in Poughkeepsie, and as a man who has seen Vlad Jr. play with his own eyes one time, I say Vlad Jr. is good.

Analytics also said the Red Sox were a better team than the Yankees.

One day, while I was a senior in college, I was going in to Walmart, and passed a man leaving the store with an entire shopping cart filled to the top with 30-racks of natty light. I figured this guy must have had at least 30 30-racks in his cart.

Hey, you show some respect for Braino!

Can we discuss Angel Hernandez’s performance last night? By the time I stopped watching in the 7th inning he had already had 4 calls challenged, 3 of them overturned.

That shameless pandering in the last tweet was so cringe-worthy even donald trump said “dude have some dignity”

I’m the only person in my office who has any vested interest in baseball. My team also happens to not be in the playoffs. Who do I root for?

Isn’t he a 9/11 truther?

Not to give republicans too much credit, but they did warn that legalizing gay marriage would be a slippery slope, and not even 4 years later we’ve got a thrice-married rapist as president who endorsed an accused child molester for the senate (an accused child molester who ONLY lost his race by 20k votes), and is now n…

the entirety of that article was like that. It seemed to just be a list of things he does, without making any real effort to explain *why* those things are actually good things.

a dead girl, a live boy, or any kind of sexy ghost

what the fuck