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Every time I think about this trailer I get angrier

I’m mentally incapable of reading “stable genius” in any voice other than Roberto’s

There’s just something... sadder... about this than normal for them

fun fact: “negative ass hell” was my garage punk band’s name in high school.

Willy Taveras*

Yo fuck this guy in particular

Watching Pujols from 2003 to 2009 (and then in the stretch run of 2011) was an absolute experience. There were critical moments when he would come up, and it was a foregone conclusion that he was about to hit a homerun. It was almost like he could just will a homerun with 2 men on and down by 2 in the 9th inning of a…

Not gonna lie, I’d pay for a Corpse Mangler comic every month

The entire tone of that athletic article was weird as hell. Like, Norris is an out and proud snitch, and a dick about it too, and the author... is making that out to be a good thing? Like I get Matheny liking it, because he’s an unwritten rules, cardinal way jagoff who will take anything he can get to shift blame off…

Well that’s as horrifying as it is not at all surprising. Fuck Antonin Scalia and the grave he’s buried in

in what alternate USA does evidence of an executed man’s innocence end capital punishment forever?

You’re burying the lead here hard. Did trump win re-election in 2020? Was he impeached? Both?

you can’t fool me, gif. We know exactly what those yells were.

I have low-A minor league season tickets right behind the visitors dugout, so a lot of my personal most memorable moments in sports that I’ve been present for involve seeing top prospects in the minors, or rehabbing major leaguers up close, and harassing them.

I didn’t realize Scott Brooks and Austin Rivers had such a father-son relationship already.

you’d think freaking a dog out would make it harder to fuck in the ass

If I could have a constant stream of stories of the mets’ ineptitude permanently injected into my veins I wouldn’t even hesitate to do it.