Damn.

Why is a man who is ostensibly a member of the trump legal team fighting against the mueller probe in Israel, a country where the president and the rest of his legal team and robert mueller are not?

Trump: The president can’t obstruct justice.

Please, won’t someone think of poor Paul Manafort?

The fact that the timeline trump proposes in this situation doesn’t make any sense seems to be forgotten among the stupid.

I would watch the fuck out of a porkins origin story

In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

No she’s not in the traditional sense, she’s just a rich racist idiot who hasn’t found a conspiracy theory she couldn’t buy into. But that’s what modern conservatism basically is at this point.

Hmm... nah, it can’t be that. That would be racist, and we all know trump is the least racist person.

When you accept the premise that these people (fox news, trump, maga chud twitter) don’t think — or are at least feigning that they don’t know — that what roseanne said was at all racist, let alone egregiously racist, it makes more sense. Because they all say the same stuff in private, and clearly they aren’t racist,…

“Anything a conservative does, they want to go after their love life, their money, their children?” 

Huh. “wacky” is a weird way to say “animal.” I thought he was all about animals now? Is there something different about this school shooter than the MS-13 “animals?”

Integrating onion cross-posts on other GMG sites was a questionable decision

Ah, yes, the PC-police are ruining everyone’s fun by telling them “don’t fuck children” and “rape is bad.” Those minority voices need to be silenced.

This comment thread is full of great and not at all sarcastic ideas, but I’ve decided to throw my weight behind this one.

What the hell did I just read?

its nice to see he took his meeting yesterday with kim kardashian to heart

A noun, a verb, and 911

On the day that donald trump dies, I will be sad, for I know I will never again get to experience the pure happiness of finding out donald trump has died ever again.

Man, this isn’t even good trolling