They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Oh, please, like Obama wants to continue to put up with our shit for 30 seconds longer than he has to.

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

FINALLY! It’s about damn time an old white dude with a mustache publicly moralized about how things should be.

Can we please call this whole fiasco Pussy-Gate? Please?

Now we know why Mike Tyson supports him. He was convicted of politically correcting all over some unconsenting woman

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

If I tweeted the things Trump tweeted, I would almost certainly lose my job. So, this will be a hard pass.

You guys... one year of his tax returns have been leaked, with a $916 million loss that apparently could preclude him from federal income tax liability for over a decade!

Have you ever noticed every picture of Rose is him sitting at a podium? I’m not even sure he plays a sport anymore he just sits behind folding tables with microphones.

We’re getting closer and closer to my dream scenario: Donald Trump hosts a reality show to find his next campaign manager.

I heard starting next week that all National Anthems will be preceded by a trigger warning.

nice to know there are still sociopaths with keyboards out there

Drumpf offered policy specifics for the inner cities: he called for a revitalized Motor City, with “factories everywhere” and “new roads and bridges” as well as “new schools—especially schools.”

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

I’d appreciate if you try this again hinting at a conspiracy and launching ad hominem attacks.

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.