Dammit!

“Brushing her cat in her black limosiiiiiiiiiiine!”

Some important points. 1) Being anti-vax is a choice. 2) It endangers the lives of the innocent. 3) It’s built on a pack of debunked lies.

God I love this woman. They're selling senna tea, the stuff that makes you poop. That's all.

Bey’s people should’ve told her to STFU. She was way too late with that. She should’ve spoken up two weeks ago. When Oscar winner Natalie Portman could fly into Austin and CANVAS door to door for a US House race a week ago, Bey could’ve at least put up her lame ass Instagram post two weeks ago. Fuck, Oprah went door…

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

All you need to know is that whenever he starts talking about unity and coming together he is either glancing down a piece of paper or his head is moving back and forth like an osculating fan reading the screens of his teleprompter. These are not his words. His tweets are his words. They are the only ones that…

“BABY WHY YOU MAKE ME HIT YOU.”

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

So much to unpack here. The art direction. Co-starring Peggy Ashcroft! Mia Farrow more haunted than in “Rosemary’s Baby.” Robert Mitchum sporting the same exact look he displayed for about 40 years. And why did Mitchum get the “and starring” box? Elizabeth Taylor and Mia Farrow weren’t enough of a box office draw…

And - “I’m having fun at the same time, cause I just like being out the house.”
Plus - Mowing in J’s
And then - “Just gimme a call, I’ll be there. On time.”

Fcuk that lady. I’m not wasting energy on her or her bullshit beyond this sentence.

Julia Roberts can spend the rest of her life posting photos of herself wearing t-shirts with messages on them, but they only make me remember the OG t-shirt:

I relate to a lot of this (lawyer, travel extensively, chronically depressed, very lonely, when I drink it’s often too much, mostly just want to sleep) and am also in DC... I know meeting new people is hard (at least for me), but if you ever want to get coffee and talk, frankly, I could probably use it. I would love…

Back in the bad old days when I was a cop, I went to a call where the only info I had was just a woman screaming into the phone. I arrived, I could hear the woman screaming. The doors were locked, I had to bust one down to get in.

“This happened 20 years ago, come on. Let’s talk about JFK. Let’s talk about LBJ. Stop already.”

Does anyone have a photo of Donda West in patient clothes or examination room?

Okay:

Bill Maher is trash.

I’m really enjoying how terrified the NRA is of a Latina teenager with a shaved head.