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“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

‘op meq wanI’vammo’ tlha’ tlhIngan veSDuj qaStaHvIS yer ‘orghengan moj potlh wanI’vammo’ tlha’ DIvI’ - Klingon Captain Pence

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

“Females”

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.