I have seen every F4 movie that Sony has made, and I can’t name a single bad one.

I can confidently say that Sony will never give the rights up for the Fantastic Four.

“Believe it or not, my mattress has a huge blood stain on it.”

Yes, I was informed. I think by the first person about 4 years ago.

Maybe you should invest in a better door - I recommend a hollow metal door, mounted in a metal door buck, with a mortise lock and a surface mounted lock. If you’re worried about people kicking in your door, get a police lock, it’s designed to withstand just that form of burglary.

As opposed to the fake Green Berets everyone is going on about?

Not really. A more conventional knife would be just as effective at self-defense. The curving of this blade is designed to tear up the inside of the target causing massive bleeding. The blade doesn’t make an individual stab any more imminently dangerous. It just makes a given stab eventually lethal. If you’re getting…

See also: “Paranoid delusions”

Straight Outta Bangor

Use punctuation, genius. A little goes a long way.

I think the point of it (I'm just spitballing here) is that if Action A is illegal, and Tool B is created with the express purpose of committing Action A, and nothing else, then Tool B has no purpose other than performing an illegal act and should thus be illegal in itself.

ehh, I didn't go that far. I more so pointed out that it's stupid to get something for self defense with out knowing how to use it.

So, you stand by the door 24/7 ?