LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

It seems like he had no choice. Who among us, when pushed into a corner, wouldn’t reach the end of his top rope?

They took the sign too literally

Didn’t work.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

“I’ve invented the driest martini ever. I drink straight gin while looking at a picture of the man who invented vermouth.”—B.F. Pierce

Woman: But Google said that baseball games last 9 innings..

When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Just like Oscar, this will never get old.