Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

That’s gotta be the most sportbike sounding truck I’ve ever heard...

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False.

So LAPD’s are real life stormtroopers?

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

Crashass?

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

My race day routine usually involves waking up, avoiding all social media and watching the race from DVR.

Yea if you’re a 65 year old Florida retiree

…and bland.

“It’s got the best turbo, bro!”

TLDR version: “Oh the RS costs money? Well that’s a deal breaker.” - Jalopnik

“I will totally buy one.” -Every Jalopnik Focus RS fan a month ago.