No. That isn't how it works. The ENERGY is the same in the two scenarios, but the damage to the cars is different.

Google " Calligraphy G" and see what pops up. Hint: It looks like this:

Not good. Unfortunately all I do during my day job is kick puppies, wipe off people's smiles, and hate sunshine and rainbows. It's pretty terrible, really hard to just leave that at the office. Thanks for asking!

It's a G

I will give you best PROFESSIONAL league atmosphere. NCAA sports (Basketball, Football) have an amazing atmosphere.

Watch the video. Jesus.

If that's the kind of pass that gets people DQ's in an official track meet than maybe the officials should have everyone just race alone and time it. It's a shit call, and everyone watching that video can see the winner had fuck all to do with that woman getting 4th.

Biggest sign of MLS favoring the Galaxy: The Houston Dynamo vs Galaxy championship games.

Great. Way to remind us all that ANOTHER puppy is going to die. What's the point!?

Why don't they utilize the hockey system and just have a home office review the play and save the umpires from wasting time?

Holy SHIT. The comments are way harder to read in this vertical system than I would have thought. Maybe I'll get used to it.

Albert Haynesworth is reading this and nodding.

Uh....not Parsons. Howard. The Howard dunk.

You mean the dunk he was mauled on but didn't get a foul call? That seemed to happen all night. Ref's in the NBA just do not like calling fouls that happen to Howard.

That....that was so hard to read and terrible. Is the word "like" coming back?

Disappointed that number 1 was not "The back of a Volkswagen"

It will not happen, so please do not hold your breath. I cannot recall a single Jezebel article written with a retraction or apology.

NOOOO!!!! I need more angry articles to be written and read. YOU BASTARD.

You know how I know you're from Houston? You know who Bun-B is.

They have platelet injections. Not the same.