Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

Yeah but he’s going to discharge himself from the hospital, take a taxi back to the arena and FINISH HIS FUCKING SHIFT

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Well it’s one or the other — either the game is blacked out or Magary is.

Four years of college costs $9,152?

you made me check espn, you dick.

Brief, analytical and informational. Man can you and Draper take over the Screamer beat?

That doesn’t even make sense, they have no other recourse but to sue at this point, that’s hardly grotesque.

First you fucked up the result of the Sixers-Warriors game and now this?!?

In this analogy, that Taurus is the last car in the world and you were so offended by the asking price that you’re now camping on his lawn with a shotgun to chase off other buyers. If you can’t have a car at a fair price no one gets a car ever again!

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

Things you are not first at: grammar and spelling.

I mean, that’s tough to do when the alleged victims won’t testify, which is what happened in both cases.

The real question is what Deadspin reader sent in this tip and is trying to find some soap watching buddies. Or as he probably hopes to refer to them ‘My Story Bros’

Does that front end look very Ferrari Enzo to anyone else?

They officials aren’t any worse. There are just more camera angles.

Winston’s attorineys,

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Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

This face on the podium says it all.