Lol at Verstappen half way in the wall, and his display is notifying him of the yellow flags...

My favorite is still the “Mini Cooper Money Shot” we had when a customer who couldn’t get his Mini to start so he kept adding oil. Eventually it was towed in when he could no longer crank it. It had over 15 quarts of oil, so much oil when we tried to manually turn the motor, it was locked by oil and could not make a…

Even the graphic on the boards looks concerned!

I can tell you that this whole Clinton Foundation thing is Roquefort — because it STINKS!!!!! #Benghaz-cheez

I actually like this shirt and it has a good message. 4 black guys can get together and actually do something that doesn't involve looting.

I’m a vet. A USMC combat vet at that. I do not give a shit about this.

How exactly is this disrespectful to the military? I actually love it, looking for it right now.

Imagine having the energy to give a fuck about this.

So, this game’s going to have like 3 days of stoppage time, right?

This is bullshit. If this were really true, colleges and universities would be falling all over themselves to add athletic programs for women and men alike (since nothing about this analysis is unique to women or women’s sports). But, in general, they don’t, because it doesn’t make financial sense.

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

Exceedingly positive?

On Simmons, can you imagine how painful yesterday was for him? His arch-enemy (Goodell) comes down as hard as possible on his beloved Patriots and his ultimate man-crush (Brady), and he has nowhere to vent publicly. I would have hated to have been Mrs. Simmons or his kids.

That docking of the salary cap for actions in an uncapped year remains mind blowing to me. And they got away with collusion that blatant!

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

I have nothing meaningful to add here as it really seems like the sort of thing you’d need to be a part of to really have an opinion on.

This assumes there are no shitty writers at Deadspin. Assume nothing.

Oh cherry picking stats! My favorite game to play! Here’s a cherry picked stat I found. Jordan made the NBA Finals 6 out of 15 seasons for a .400%. LeBron has made the NBA Finals 6x already in 11 seasons (not counting this one) for a .545%. Isn’t the real story Jordan couldn’t carry his teams to the NBA Finals as…

Boy, you are fucking stupid