I don’t think his agent knows what “beyond reproach” means...

This is in PG County. Lucky no one got shot.

Pretty sure I could be cited for "overweight on a posted bridge" any time I'm, well, on a bridge.

Oops

I move for all penalties to henceforth be called 'castigos'. It just has such a nice timbre to it.

This is highly useful. I see these all the time in work emails.

At least he wasn't singing "Last Christmas" to try to pass it off as an old video...