Heard even they grimaced.

Not Philly, No, Never Philly

Seriously. Haven’t seen MSG spike like this since Panda Express went national.

Breaking: Mexican families

Yeah, they’ll just shit the bed.

Best tattoo since Fantasy Island.

Sadly over under would still be at he said/she said.

Hot Older Sister

As much as I hate the Yankees, I’d be fine had Trout come up there. I mean, Jeter is a legend with 2,800 singles to right, some clutch moments and those two times he lead the league in hits. Trout would be a deity.

Christ lacrosse is insufferable.

Pletnyova white fish in the sea.

“It was this long. No, really. And he had the body of of a Greek god ... the mind of a scholar. But I told myself ‘Nyet Tamara, NYET!’ I may be a woman in power, but I am still Russian woman.’”

This is not some kind of metaphor

No.

Had good money on a “GET OFF THE PHONE/SHUT UP MOM!” moment in there.

The rare posthumous rope a dope.

Miami Vice being the exception here.

+1

Edit #2: I don’t recall making a second comment, but since we’re here: How much friggin’ code is running on this site these days? Chrome running at 2.4 gigs of memory and this is the only tab I have open?

Edit: What Dusty said 13 minutes ago.