As a recently minted 50-year-old, let me address my fellow middle-agers.* Nowhere in this world is there a 17-year-old girl waiting for her 18th birthday so she can take a shot at your sagging scrotum.

I have a daughter, I understand what it means to respect women.

*APPLAUSE*

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

And here I am just thinking it’s adorable she was tweeting about ice cream and breakfast during the biggest moment of her life.

They 100% should be. Tools shouldn’t even be on the air.

The more we white wash and erase the horrors of the past, the less likely we are to learn from the past. And the more likely we are to repeat those same mistakes.