It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

It’s way, way better than Love. 

I would much rather have Bernie use his political capital and goodwill to take on apprentices for the next generation of politicians—especially those starting small and not already in the federal government—than run for President again.

Oh damn is this going to turn into a “babies in restaurants” comment war? *readies popcorn*

False equivalence is false.

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

A) fuck your mom, what a horrific way to treat your child

Oh boy i’m right there with you. Wife and I went through all that last year and realized that it isn’t the cards for us. Love love love all the “advice” (unsolicited, obviously) that we still get from well meaning shitbirds.

It is more plausible that Christian Bale was Batman then that trump would be president.

I got really fucked up on bottomless pinnochios last time I went out for brunch. 

Yuh know what? I..... I didn’t hate it. I soft liked it. I... I liked it.

put your hand in there and feel in all directions to be sure you don’t miss anything.

People get weird about the lottery. I look at it this way - I spent $10 or so to see Batman V Superman at the movies, or about $5/hr of entertainment. I spent $2 to daydream through a mind numbing hour long conference call yesterday. Given that I really hated Batman V Superman, the lottery was a MUCH better…

I call this my scallop pocket

I would settle for him just going to jail. 

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

Dollar shave club!

Dollar shave club!

Bark box. Dog toys and treats every month, customized (slightly) to the size of your dog. I now have a lot of doggie toys all over my house, and one very happy little doggie. My big dog doesn’t care for toys, but she does love the treats.

Bark box. Dog toys and treats every month, customized (slightly) to the size of your dog. I now have a lot of doggie …

If i were to recommend one, it would be BarkBox

So with a new puppy, we got a 6-month subscription that we extended once so it was a full year total. And it was absolutely worth it, as it allowed us to have a variety of treats/toys delivered and kept a fresh supply around for when he inevitably chewed through them. It…

If i were to recommend one, it would be BarkBox

So with a new puppy, we got a 6-month subscription that we extended…

You know what would be great? If parents couldn’t make money off of pimping out their children. The whole crazy “stage mom/dad” thing would shut down overnight.