I desperately want someone to heckle him and for him to have a complete freaking meltdown over it.

I would serve this at my wedding. I love cheese. So much.

SPOILERS

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

Seems about right since the current occupant has been crapping the bed since January.

I’m worried he’s gonna keep going until he hears Megyn talking back to him through the TV.

Thank you for your service.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

The most important moral lesson to be gleamed from “The Good Place” is that chowder is simply hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons and should be avoided for consumption.

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

Her intentions are good, but I can imagine a whole lot of brown/black people feeling incredibly uncomfortable being asked to come to the front. What if they’re happy standing or sitting where they are? They came to a concert, not be used as a prop.

I was with you for a minute there, Mayim, I really was. I, too, have experienced probably less-than-average amounts of sexual harassment and catcalling (though not none, of course, because duh), and I’ve largely attributed it to two things: I’ve always been a homebody, and I’m not hot, just regular. So I get that…

So I dvr’d this mess because Bobby makes it sound like it’s campy fun and it’s an unwatchable mess. You alternatively feel bad for her because she’s obviously struggling and bathe in the schadenfreude. She was talking about the Harvey Weinstein mess but I don’t remember her even mentioning what happened to her at Fox…

The way the narrative was framed, with one of her future descendants narrating the episode, and then to find out it was figment of PC’s imagination, that she invented to comfort herself during a time of stress was so fucking heartbreaking. I think we all have these imaginary scenarios that work as coping mechanisms…

The show is really good! And it shares a lot with Bojack. So imagine if a bunch of men went around saying “I’m proud to be like Bojack!” and quizzing women about Horsin’ Around episode titles and sending death threats to Lisa Hanawalt. You’d probably be really mad at those men!

But what a husk

As long as there’s a snarky talking cat, do whatever the hell you want.

JUSTICE FOR BABA YAGA

It’s also worth noting the other important lesson The Sims teaches about human behavior: if you become a vampire, you can sleep with just about anybody on the first date.

It is about time democrats grew some freaking ovaries and put forth plans and ideas instead of just rolling over and giving up to republicans.