How many times have I heard the birds chirping outside my window? How many times have I felt the wind in my hair?
Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.
I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.
Is there anything we as readers can do to help this along?
It’s not surprising he doesn’t know how dogs work. They’re a far superior species than he will ever be.
I usually just take a moment to reflect and acknowledge that estrangement is the right and healthy thing to do for the both of us. I will always love and respect my mother, but that relationship is toxic at best. And instead of being pressured into reconnecting because society tells us it’s the right thing to do, I…
You all know that Ina is not eating that Quaker instant shit. My girl Ina is probably rocking steel cut oats cooked in milk from a cow that’s fed nothing but organic wheatgrass and tops it with fresh cinnamon and apples from an orchard in Vermont. I can’t wait for Jeffrey to die so I can make Ina my wife and I’m not…
All the bottles are still white, tho.
Amy was The Worst and I am still not over Laurie marrying her.
Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*
The only thing missing was a photo of her spitting on an orphan.
Hey! Come on now! She worked very hard to enbiggen her vocabulary with such cromulent words!
Trump: I don’t stand by anything.
I love Michelle Obama, and I love how she used her time as First Lady, but I don’t think it is particularly important for the wife of a president to be involved in anything. It is an unelected position and amounts to more unpaid labor that wives and mothers are expected to do. I think Melania is a horrible person for…
i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him
*Mariah Carey gif*
as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.
Stiletto roller skates.