You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

Peyton Manning's single-season passing record is even more bogus than Michael Strahan's sack record. He broke it by one yard, and the NFL and Elias Sports Bureau are putting their heads in the sand and refusing to acknowledge that a 7-yard "pass" to Eric Decker in the final game of the season was actually a lateral.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

For fuck snakes

Most of the fan comments were hysterical and sadly many more of them true. The worst ones though were obviously from the stick up their ass and faux silver spoon in their mouth crowd from Johnson County. Not having a big four team in your state while being universally hated by every neighboring county can obviously…

As a Chiefs fan, I know probably just as many Steeler fans as I do Chiefs fans in the midwest. And for whatever reason, that drives me fucking crazy.

These fan letters are so much better than the Chargers ones from yesterday. San Diego doesn't care. KC is in a codependent abusive relationship with the Chiefs.

Jeff might want to check the AL central standings.

I agree. Deadspin articles are often childish and juvenile.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Please don't compare modern athletics to slavery again. Do the players live comfortably and free on their own accord? Is this job completely voluntary? Not a plantation, never will be. Have some respect for what the slaves went through.

A Schiano Man doesn't consider "a little choking" to be spousal abuse.