Based on those 4 “rest marks”, the diameter of that thing must be quite large.

This was a clear case of straight up racism.  Coordinated between two families.

Starred for using the word steerage!

What if I showed you this?

Maybe? Are you fucking with me?

Jack Handy quotes work well in some instances.

That’s what you think.

Cleaning cycles are really rough on your oven.  Heating it that hot for that long breaks down electrical components over time.

Cleaning cycles are really rough on your oven.  Heating it that hot for that long breaks down electrical components…

A couple years ago, I had a heart attack that included heart stoppage, electrical shock to get it restarted (twice), and installation of 2 stents. I was in ICU for a couple days and then in a regular room for 5 days until I was released.

I have a lovely paper weight that resembles your description. Mine is very real and very valid though. My dad gave it to me.

I used to take my 1974 Super Beetle everywhere my friends took their offroad vehicles back in high school.  Bone stock and it never had an issue.  I did get sort of stuck a few times but we just picked it up off of whatever what causing issue.

That’s pretty much what I heard.

“because the press hates I love Trump”

I live in Oklahoma, there are very few people outside my circle of friends that think this is anything but a Dem scam to steal a presidency. I suspect the entire flyover region is the same.

Mind reader!

No.  Fuck that. Group ALL white people and make them SHOW YOU that they are not what you think they are.  It doesn’t take long for the shitty ones to expose themselves.

Fucking Susan.

My wife and I started using deli containers and those plastic takeout containers a couple of years ago. We buy them from Amazon at a similar price point that Claire mentioned above. They’re great! Cheaper than the the branded containers, they’re microwave safe and when they start getting crummy, just toss it!

I love those!

All Japanese candy is delicious.