Just popping in to say I love your user name.

I once overheard my then teenage son and his girlfriend.  RIght when I walked by I heard her groan “duuuuuuuude, that is awesome”.  It’s actually difficult to laugh and vomit at the same time.

I noticed the Boeing badges on the small UUV. Having am aerospace company build submersibles is a good idea, right? ASDS <cough, cough>

Two years ago I had a pretty nasty heart attack and flatlined on the way to the hospital.  I’m glad they were able to bring me back but death does not scare me. I look forward to being recycled back into the universe.

I have done his(am currently doing it) most of my adult life. I’ve never considered that it could be RLS. My wife has it bad enough that I sometimes have to go to a guest room to sleep. She gave me a charlie horse in my right butt cheek last night. (that’s not an awesome way to wake up) I’ve always thought the RLS is…

I have a dog like that. He doesn’t bite but he barks at everyone for 5 full minutes when they come in the house. Hell, he barks at me when I go check the mail.

Dead men tell no tales.

My wife’s car has a push button shifter. I drive it about twice a month and do not need to look to select the right button. The only thing that is wonky for me is when I go back to my truck and try to turn the volume down from the steering wheel. I do not have a fancy truck.

No completely related to this article but....

This is what I have been saying to my wife several times a week.

Why start?  I’m not necessarily against it (my wife is) but I don’t see the point.  I’d rather stick to cannabis. Coke is the wrong direction for my high.

I recently went on a Pixies YouTube bender.  It was a great day.

“The real question is, are we really still doing that much cocaine in North America? Come on guys, it’s not the 1980s anymore.”

Yeah, I don’t get it.  Fortunately, my kids are grown, so I don’t have to worry about a similar scenario.

Ever made your own?

The only thing the app does is verify that I don’t want to answer my phone. I already don’t answer calls from numbers that pop up without a name associated with it.

I’ve referred to those as “Super Coopers” since I first laid eyes on one.

Wasn’t trump calling for a boycott of AT&T a couple weeks ago?

Not proud of it but also realize nobody is special.  I’ve enjoyed life so far and plan to do so until the end.

Does $50K get rid of that annoying quirk? The one they won’t issue a recall for? You know, the one that occasionally puts your forehead on the steering wheel when you mash the accelerator?