This is what I have been saying to my wife several times a week.

Why start?  I’m not necessarily against it (my wife is) but I don’t see the point.  I’d rather stick to cannabis. Coke is the wrong direction for my high.

I recently went on a Pixies YouTube bender.  It was a great day.

“The real question is, are we really still doing that much cocaine in North America? Come on guys, it’s not the 1980s anymore.”

Yeah, I don’t get it.  Fortunately, my kids are grown, so I don’t have to worry about a similar scenario.

Ever made your own?

The only thing the app does is verify that I don’t want to answer my phone. I already don’t answer calls from numbers that pop up without a name associated with it.

I’ve referred to those as “Super Coopers” since I first laid eyes on one.

Wasn’t trump calling for a boycott of AT&T a couple weeks ago?

Not proud of it but also realize nobody is special.  I’ve enjoyed life so far and plan to do so until the end.

Does $50K get rid of that annoying quirk? The one they won’t issue a recall for? You know, the one that occasionally puts your forehead on the steering wheel when you mash the accelerator?

“i don’t understand this new class of buyer and what they could possibly want out of this vehicle.”

Abso-fucking-lutely! I’ve never understood that. The military is a job that people are paid to do. Some people do it, some people don’t. That’s it.

Makes me happy my kids are already in their 30's. Both my boys have decided not to procreate because of where the world is headed. I’m an only child so my branch of the family tree ends with them.  I’m fine with that.

“and Americans continue to go bankrupt due to medical debt.”

Thank you.  I am an idiot.

I’ve only bought it one, accidentally. It was pretty good. This is the one I bought.

I was a little jealous the first time I saw that name.

Vegan mayo is pretty good.

I live in Oklahoma City and I will say none of them. Don’t get me wrong, they have wonderful products. They are just too damn expensive. We moved here from Hawaii, where we used to go to a small farmers market in a park & ride bus lot. We went because it was better than the store, cheaper, and we got to support local…