I’m pretty sure we are related.

Welcome to Oklahoma.

Retired Navy here. No. No they do not fucking enjoy doing this bullshit. I remember every year they would ask for volunteers to march in parades a few times a year. The answers from sailors were typically “you realize this is the Navy right? We don’t march.” Every year people were “voluntold” to do the parades.

Please be true.

Or downtown Oklahoma City.

BBQ, like cannabis is best when you do it yourself.

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Here in Oklahoma, it won’t matter. Most people believe Mueller and his team of 13 (or was it 17?) angry Democrats were part of an attempted coup.

I think we’re at 22?

Fortunately, I jettisoned my entire family prior to trump. I can’t imagine how much worse it would have gotten.

Correct.

In that case, I suspect it was a miniature pony.

Classen or Falls Creek?

Yep.

Opposite here in Oklahoma.  Unless you count the olds(of which I am one.)  All the 20-30 year olds have trucks they will be paying on for 7 years.  But hey, they look cool for now!

Where does a 13 year old come up with the kind of money to buy a truck like that?

You don’t even need the glasses to see them this time.

-rebuilding the military

That was the first thing that came to my mind.

I was kinda partial to the “corn jelly “ pic in their liked photos.