This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

But the state of Washington turned down their opportunity to fund a stadium on two separate occasions. And the city of Seattle reached a relocation settlement with Clay Bennett rather than drag it out. So, maybe fuck them a little bit, too? They let the franchise go. City council members said the Sonics brought no…

You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good…

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

I grew up right outside Atlanta, in Dekalb County (a suburb full of "those people"). Taking the subway to a Braves game with a $7 ticket in the nosebleeds was a great way to spend a summer afternoon with friends when I was in high school, especially since it gave us an excuse to explore the city. The Braves moving to…

If I was writing a novel and wanted to come up with a name that signaled "place filled with rich white fuckfaces" I could do a lot worse than "Cobb County."