You are assuming that if Jameis hears someone tell him "no" that he will listen.

Is your insomniac friend Swedish? Because if she's not, and doesn't live in Sweden or a similar country with universal health care, then that comparison makes no sense.

Witnesses told police they were horrified a fellow Tennessean would do that to a third grader

Yes, I'm sure they were constantly beating her door down and that she isn't full of shit.

So Leathers used the Weiner scandal to get as much attention for herself as possible for as long as possible but now I'm supposed to feel bad for her because she doesn't like some of it?

These guys need to stop. The only MFer who should be talking about discipline and punishment is Michel Foucault.

Message to Adrian Peterson: FUCK YOU and your stupid fucking Bible verses. Shove them up your fucking ass.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

Not sure what the scare quotes are needed for. Johnson pretty clearly took a defensive swing that he couldn't check and was struck on the hand in the process.

Actually the new rule does not make it 6 games automatically. It is a six game offense, BUT can be made a lower or higher number based off of circumstances. So basically, it is the same shit they have now, just with new wording. But go ahead and believe everything Goodell tells you, that has worked out well so far.

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

Reports are surfacing that several have been charged with assault in the first degree, which is both a fair charge and a slice of witty commentary by local officials on the educational accolades of those present.

It's coming right for us!

On the bright side, she'd make an outstanding cop.

I like my teams name, The Cam Newtown Massacre. Simple and it reminds everyone I am a horrible person.

thats the exact kind of comeback id expect from someone with those team names

those are both shitty

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

If you can't make a fresh new Ray Rice joke here please keep your mouth shut like his wife should have.