If you're taking a shit in a Denny's bathroom, you've already made enough terrible life decisions. Using the bidet there will barely be a blip on the radar.

I'm pretty sure that puss dismissed my reply saying much the same as your comment.

I'm pretty sure that puss dismissed my reply saying much the same as your comment.

"Worst of the Power 5 conferences"

"Open carrying of a firearm."

Jesus Christ, is this the last Craggs post yet? Spending all day on a guy no one outside of Gawker gives a shit about.....You must be drowning in page-views.

There are worse calls/non-calls every week. The refs have always been incompetent. The only reason this was notable was the incompetence with which the referees performed incompetently (picking up the flag after announcing the penalty, rather than before).

Well then, in his individual case, it's probably pretty stupid. But for people who grow up outside of the lap of luxury, not as stupid.

Well, I don't know what kind of upbringing Chris Conte had, but many professional athletes were brought up in poverty. A lot of them are dumb jocks.

Wait a minute, what happened to all that talk about "due process?"

"Gordon had a terrific season (2036 yards and 26 TDs)"

Ah, another member of the well-regulated militia, who needs his guns to protect us from government tyranny. Fight on, noble sir, fight on!

It may come as a shock to you, but most states see Virginia as a shithole....not just North Carolina.

Um, what? It happens in nearly every game. Especially in goal-to-go situations, with linemen pushing RBs into the endzone.

"Peterson was already suspended by being put on the exempt list." Uh.....no. He got his full salary to sit out and not take a season's worth of hits. Which also will likely extend his career, meaning he might be getting an extra season's worth of millions he wouldn't have gotten if he hadn't whipped his toddler…

I'm guessing it would be the latter. Playing someone who isn't eligible to play is a forfeit in basically every other sports league/association. I'm sure it's somewhere in the NFL rules too, we just haven't ever had a team stupid enough to do it. Though if there's any organization who might qualify, it would be the…

Um.....the NFL says "no." From the NFL Player Personnel rules: "Only the Commissioner has the authority to place a player on the Exempt List; clubs have no such authority, and no exemption, regardless of circumstances, is automatic. The Commissioner also has the authority to determine in advance whether a…