LETS NOT FORGET THAT HE IS STILL VERY LIKELY GOING TO BE TRIED IN A CRIMINAL COURT.......

Bynes' "disturbing behavior" (according to Madeleine Davies, anyway) consisted of wearing a Band-Aid in public, smoking cigarettes and talking to plants.

Weird, I would have thought all those "whuppings" he got growing up would have kept him from making such stupid decisions.....

If you feel the need to beat a toddler until he bleeds, you're a pussy.

And the fact that Missouri is ranked at all, two weeks after losing to INDIANA, AT HOME, further exposes the ridiculous bias in the polls. The 24th/26th best team in the country does not lose to Indiana at home. Not even if they're playing all their 3rd stringers.

Kirk Ferentz has two championships (2002, 2004), considering we're talking about conference championships here.

When he plays against Rodgers and the Packers, he really is.

According to the people who made the original list, they're not accusing the men of rape. They're accusing them of "negative/troubling behavior towards romantic or sexual partners," whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean (they say maybe we'll find out what the allegations are maybe tonight, maybe by the end of…

Meanwhile, ranked SEC team Missouri loses to INDIANA. At home. And the SEC announcers are trying to build up Indiana as a "good team" to make that loss less humiliating.

"The final score was 42-21. It was not that close." The game was tied halfway through the third quarter. But we're going to pretend it was a whistle-to-whistle bloodbath to justify Alabama's #3 ranking. SEC logic at its finest.

Ok, so you're just a raging troll. Gotcha.

You're the one making a sexual assault sound way more complicated than it is (he has to get rid of his clothes, and the woman's clothes, to commit a sexual assault? Um, no.), and you seemingly deny that sexsomnia could EVER happen, despite the fact that it is recognized, and despite the many people in the comment…

They're lying in the same bed. If the girl sleeps on her side facing away (which is generally what people who aren't sexual partners do if sleeping in the same bed), all he really has to do is roll over, pull penis out, pull down girl's shorts, and there you go.

If they were truly unconscious (or maybe I should say, the jury believes they were unconscious), then they aren't held accountable for murder. That's the way the law works. An unconscious person isn't criminally responsible. (Exceptions might be something like an overworked, sleepless truck driver getting behind…

I'm really not getting the "Oh man, ESPN is really taking it to the NFL" angle that the rest of you are. I see this as "Oh man, ESPN is really setting the Ravens up to take the fall." Making Bisciotti, Newsome, et al take the blame, while Roger and the NFL as a whole skate away (relatively) unharmed.

I'm really not getting the "Oh man, ESPN is really taking it to the NFL" angle that the rest of you are. I see this as "Oh man, ESPN is really setting the Ravens up to take the fall." Making Bisciotti, Newsome, et al take the blame, while Roger and the NFL as a whole skate away (relatively) unharmed.

Well, they deactivated Chris Cook for, I believe, 10 games in 2011-2012, as he dealt with domestic abuse charges. I think some of that was even without pay. Didn't see any NFLPA appeals on that one, and that was with the latest CBA.

Attention whore (to cover my ass here, I'm not calling her a whore, just using the word as part of the well-known term) no longer wants attention. Now angry that the people whose attention she was so actively seeking, by any means necessary, continue to give her a minimal amount of attention.

The team can deactivate him for however long they want, it's not considered "discipline" the way a suspension is. He's still getting paid his full salary while inactive, the same way Christian Ponder is getting paid for being inactive because he sucks donkey balls.

Actually, now that I think about it, I think maybe what I'm talking about was considered "moderator," not "admin."