Well, people who don't beat toddlers bloody? They'd probably still have jobs.

Someone who types "ur" "u" "rite" etc. calling someone else an idiot..... priceless. Are you 10 years old? Because that's just about the only thing that could justify you sounding so stupid.

Your reading comprehension skills could use a little work. Like say, starting over in kindergarten and working your way back up.

Not considering females, or just not considering Kathy Griffin? The former is reprehensible, the latter is praise-worthy.

Definition of mitigating factor, just to prove once again that you're a fucking idiot: "A mitigating factor, in law, is any information or evidence presented to the court regarding the defendant or the circumstances of the crime that might result in reduced charges or a lesser sentence."

Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot.

Mitigate: verb.

Just because it can be considered "art" under some definition of the word, doesn't mean we can't call it just plain fucking god awful, and mock it as such.

Nah, you know how this is really going to end: To prove that the NFL totally loves women, Goodell is going to fire only the woman whose voice appeared in the voicemail, claiming that she never shared the video with anyone else.

Hey look everyone! A real-life idiot!

I've never understood why anyone gives a fuck about achievements, gamerscore, etc.

You are completely missing the point....again. The point is, how can he be "sure that Ray Rice isn't a bad guy," after watching him do something that cements his place in the annals of "bad guys?"

The fact that he can sit there and say "I'm sure he's not a bad guy" after watching the guy spit on, slap, cold-cock, and drag his wife's unconscious body around. That's a pretty good place to start when trying to figure out why we're "interpreting" his remarks this way.

I'm not processing this clip the same way you and others are here. I don't see anywhere that Ditka is excusing Ray Rice, or "lamenting" the suspension, as the headline asserts.

Because we know he's a wingnut. It's well documented. His "greatest regret in life" is not running for the Senate against Obama, because he could have stopped Obama from destroying the country!

Nice fanbase you got there, bro.

I'm just wondering where that one Cowboys fan is, the one who inexplicably claimed that Green Bay's fanbase is "more bandwagon-y" than the Cowboys.

So that totally does not sound like the most self-centered thing ever..... "Give me money so I can make a movie about myself."

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