From what I've read on other stories/comment sections, I guess the UFC claimed the rights to his "War Machine" name from his time on their show. (I think the announcers, or coach, or whatever came up with it). So he changed his name so he could refer to himself as War Machine without being sued. Probably because…

Well, I googled "Does MDMA cause positive test for amphetamines" and all the druggie sites seem pretty sure that it does indeed test positive (in the initial test) for both amphetamine and methamphetamine. Though they do say that after getting the initial positive on the standard test, a second, more specific test…

Except Vikings fans on essentially every sports site talk shit to more than just Packers fans.

The Vikings at the bottom of the douchebag ranking instantly renders the graph a joke. From the scumbag criminal owner, to the fans who spend every off-season pretending that this is their year, and shit-talking fans of better teams (only to disappear during the season, when everyone realizes that their team is the…

Awww, my sarcastic tone was a little too much for the sensitive soul whose goal was to insult the entire Packers fanbase? If sarcastic replies are too much for you to handle without feeling "attacked", maybe you should stay off Deadspin and stick with Pinterest, with the rest of your sewing circle.

Calling you an "out-of-state Cowboy's fan who coincidentally started liking them when they were great" is a "personal attack" and an "insult" to you? You were the one who pointed those facts out in your first comment. A little sensitive are we, missy?

To add on - If the Yankees, Red Sox, Cards, etc. can talk about all of their championships from the early 1900s, the Packers can talk about their old ones.

I've heard the Bears nine championships brought up many times. I've also heard plenty about the Lions four championships. Teams with great historical success tend to flaunt it.

That's like the definition of bandwagon. You know, giving a shit when they're doing good and not giving shit when they aren't.

I take it you're a Vikings fan. The reason we don't count your "NFL Championship" is because YOU LOST THE SUPER BOWL. You don't see Colts fans celebrating their great NFL Championship the year they lost to the Jets (lol). If we're counting those pre-merger, post-creation of the Super Bowl "NFL Championships," then…

I failed at being a dick? Are you trying to compliment me, honey?

More bandwagon-y than the Cowboys fanbase, coming from an out-of state Cowboys fan who just coincidentally started liking them when they were great.....bahahaha. Nice one.

The Packers tied the Vikings. They beat the Cowboys.

There is no place for objectifying roles in feminism. Period.

Thank god someone who can actually act won the award this year instead of Dunham. Now we just have to figure out what Jim Parsons is holding over the Academy to make them continue to give him so many undeserved awards.

Ah, I get it. You're an idiot. It all makes sense now.

Looking at that list, I see Prince, Bruno Mars, Chance the Rapper, Frank Ocean, Janelle Monae, Stevie Wonder, Kanye West...... man, look at all those white people!

How long before Peyton starts talking about his liquored up idiot kicker?

Poor, oppressed white people.... :(

Good god, the song is awful. I'm talking Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian levels of terrible music. How does this shit make money?