Subarus are quite good at making water and oil stay mixed...

Then.... don’t click the story.

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

Yes to both. Melania has a questionable history as a non-citizen.

Oh I knew how to do it. I just didn't want to. 

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

That’s ok, he has a new gig with Flo on a Progressive commercial under this stage name of Darrell.

First thing I thought was: lucky they weren’t black

My guess is it didn’t dawn on them to upgrade the brakes after jacking up the truck and stuffing huge offroad tires on it. No amount of LED light bars will help these dim bulbs.

The wheelchair in the bed has me wondering if the Toyota is modified for accessibility.  It wouldn’t excuse anything, but it adds potential answers to “what went wrong?”

The queen of going high, Obama diverted from her usual elevated stance, taking a long stretch of minutes to descend into shitting on Donald Trump.

So basically we are fighting this on two fronts. Trying to undo the nonsense and working through it.

Well to all the old ass, welfare recipient MAGA Hat wearing losers that need The USPS to deliver you your medicine (Government paid for), Porn and welfare this is especially ironic. Look Donald we get it the only way you can win is to cheat. I mean you are kinda giving away the bag from your last electoral “victory”…

One problem I keep running into, living in a deeply Democratic state/district - every time these “oppose Trump’s latest buffoonery/illegal action” calls come up - who am I supposed to call? Representatives that are already on the front line voting against him every step of the way? I need people from Florida, Ohio,…

I’ll see your merkin and raise you underwear scrapings and juices.

I’ve always been someone who was super into parts of internet culture way longer than I probably should have been. I used to know who all the big YouTube stars were while most friends my age were clueless. But I cannot get in to TikTok. At least Vine and YouTube allowed for some creativity, but all the biggest TikTok…

LOL

Don’t know if you saw Bill Hader’s Mooch skit on SNL. If you haven’t, it’s not particularly worth looking up, aside from the line: