My favorite “preppers” are the Trumpsters who have been building bunkers and stocking them with provisions to live alone for years but are now protesting for the right to die with nice hair and freshly painted nails. 

Growing up, my best friend was Mormon. She, of course, had seven siblings and a SAHM. Looking back, her dad couldn’t have made more than $70k, but this was back in the 1980s so maybe that was enough.

Holy crap.

G****mnit. Does this shit ever end?

Not an epidemiologist but from what I’ve read, they had varying degrees of mortality, infectiousness and symptom presentation and both aren’t as easily transmitted. One big difference is neither seem to be transmitted while patients are presymptomatic. 

I am pretty sure that a drunk Taratino has pitched a movie idea to just about every star in Hollywood. Its probably how his Never gonna happen Star Trek project got started

Let them break quarantine and own the libs on this one.

American Christians, like RWNJs and the Constitution, have no interest in actually knowing what they worship.

the whole “we have God on our side” thing bugs me

Why did they bring their rifles? Is it part of the dickhead GOP costume I’ve become accustomed to now?

Remember that “my God is bigger than coronavirus” preacher guy that died of same a couple of weeks ago? Yeah, I admit I laughed my ass off at that one.

I can’t help but think that the Republican/Evangelical “reopen everything already because FREEDOM” types are unwittingly providing data for many future generations of epidemiologists. I assume in the future doctoral programs will say “no more dissertations on the Republican response to social distancing and COVID-19…

As someone who works in a hospital on the front lines, the people ENRAGE me. Their behavior is beyond reckless. They are actively endangering my life and the lives of my colleagues. When they get sick (and some most certainly will), they will absolutely expect us to take care of them with total disregard for our…

They told people to turn up in person and risk their health in order to vote, their elderly and rich-karens base decided that their health was more important. Voter suppression works best when you are not suppressing your own base. Jesus, how stupid are the Wisconsin GOPpers? Did they forget their base is mostly…

Blood alcohol levels & drunkenness are only loosely related. A level-headed career alcoholic could potentially be over the legal limit while passing every other field sobriety test known to man. I belonged to this category approximately 20 years ago.  He must have an extremely low tolerance to alcohol, such that his…

One can hope he will get Covid or choke on his Big Mac sooner or lose in a landslide later......................all three would be great but in the right order. He loses, gets covid( with massive complications) then chokes. But it has to be painful.

Compulsory group hug should be an important feature of the event. Many, MANY group hugs.

Exactly, this is the perfect time for a large-scale Civil War reenactment. I encourage extra realism by adhering to 19th-century medical protocols.

I think it’s a good idea.

I’m betting on some sort of insurance fraud. Car rentals have tanked with the virus and these companies aren’t getting any kind of bailout. I know some car companies are self-insured, so I’m curious if the ones lost in the blaze fall under that umbrella or not.