If only Joe Buck had the decency to observe 3 hours of silence in honor of Vin’s career.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

Let’s take it for granted that I would prefer any past president in the last 40 years to Trump. I’d even prefer Alzheimer’s Reagan.

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Why couldn’t the bear have eaten those people instead?

The Hebrew Hammer.

My guess ... steroids

The next task for a code: Make Mike Florio laugh.

Goddamn I hope an earthquake swallows that arena on 8/26.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

White families.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Hopefully that fire doesn’t get out of hand. I don’t know how he’d be able to explain the damage to his wives.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

How thin you ask? They so thin that when they get a buckeye sticker they look like a philips screw.