I responded to your question of what makes an injury “open” below, but a lot of others have as well.

Dustin Fowler ruptures his patella tendon with one strike to go before his first major league AB - June 29.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

There’s no jumping in the Trumpane room.

Ernie Grunfeld?

It’s borderline insane for a franchise to have such an unsettled front office just three days away from the draft and 16 days from the start of free agency, and now there’s suddenly a superstar up for grabs.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Crazy he’s only 49. Eight years of Amir Williams and Marc Loving will age a man worse than the presidency.

“Lay off the mascot, KD. At least he had a moment on the court.”

If that’s how he talks to Jazz Bear, imagine what he must have said to poor Rocky.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Congrats on the fiance.

Vin Scully doing anything. Sneezing. Clearing his throat. Taking a deep breath. We have lived in an era of greatness.  

Good ‘Ol JR - King of the Ring 1998 - Undertaker vs Mnkind Hell In Cell

This one always: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v4429233/bknnyg-bobby-thomsons-shot-heard-round-the-world 

Easy. Carl Spackler’s 1980 call of former assistant groundskeeper Carl Spackler winning the Masters.

Too bad Dan Patrick wasn’t interviewing Magic Johnson.

I remember a few years back a fake football player also made the rounds on a bunch of shows, and then the Raiders drafted him first overall.