It’s not the free part that makes me laugh.  It’s the fact they claim they have minds.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Goddamn it.

you’re thinking...pandas?

As someone who has only been able to follow the show spottily, partly through the weekly reviews, I must ask this question.

A sophomore that is whiter than me with an Italian last name dominated the NCAA final. You really never know on any given night. This is why we watch sports. Then again, what nobody is really asking about DiVincenzo is

Ah, so explain why you are “frustrated and disgusted” by / with this book, please. I don’t want to presume anything about you.

Have you ever been to Kentucky? We don’t have much else to talk about.

As a Kentucky fan it IS all about Kentucky. Thanks for noticing. You don’t think I stayed up that late out of casual interest do you? Heck, I got to get up early to tend my still and go see my cousin before her daddy wakes up.

Article concerning Arizona posted at 12:05. Kentucky fan types a post, making arizona’s loss all about Kentucky at 12:20. Stunning.

In fairness, if Arizona had scored 22 more points, they would’ve won.

Aron Bynes got dunked on.

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.

You know what they say: if your aunt had balls she’d be on the East German Olympic team.

“...they were watching a skater perform a program about ’the flight of the soul’ as it leaves someone’s body at the point of ‘clinical death.’”

I had a very similar experience in Destiny 2: it was the first FPS I played in more than 20 years because first person games usually make me motion sick, and I had a LOT of trouble with the platforming on Titan. I’m actually not terrible at 2D platforming, but the combination of the first person 3D perspective and the…

Good Lord, how drunk was I last night? I read the fucking article and still googled the wrong pitcher. Oops.