I have a different relationship with my kids than that, as they were previously assaulted by a now-absent, older half-brother. We had the talks, over and over again, in home and with their counselors about how these things weren’t their fault - they were his. He’s been gone for 4 years now, into a facility, and…

Where are the fathers? Why aren’t the mothers doing a better job at raising these thugs?

This is horrendous and not a situation to make light of but...

Says the guy with chocolate chips on his graham cracker.

And heretics often think they are geniuses, though they are sub-butt. This take is sub-butt.

You can fuck right off with this heretical shit.

In case you don’t feel bad enough already, it’s you’re*.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

I forgot that Harwell defended Feliciano. Ernie Harwell was the best.

There aren’t many sounds more comforting to me than the HBO logo followed by the Curb theme.

“Such a dirty play by Zaza!”

Gotta agree with you on this one.

alternate headline:

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

I burst out laughing when that happened because it reminded me too much of this:

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”