When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

For when the One Sports Network comes

the loss last night dropped them into last place in the NFC East.

Campaign for Houston was pleased upon first reading the news, but their satisfaction quickly turned to disappointment when it became apparent that the extra space in "trans action cancelled" was a typo.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.