This is congress, though. To get a law approved you have to please both Republicans and Democrats, so the teeth get pulled one by one until you finally approve a law with nothing but gums.

As your president, I vow to abolish the frying pan. We will get rid of it. We will replace the frying pan with something hotter. Tremendously hotter. Because that’s what you, the American People, deserve!

You are right, completely. But we have to start someplace. It may as well be the low hanging fruit. I think this is easier to understand that it’s really not going to help the people that voted for Trump, and it will be a financially visible impact. Eventually we can hope they will see that the promises he made to get…

I see what this comic is trying to illustrate, and in a fashion it’s right. Most people aren’t smart enough to do their own investing, or understand a lot of the policies surrounding banking.

You are using logic to rationalize against stupidity. When you bang your head against a wall, the wall is going to win. I do applaud your effort, though.

so wait. What you’re telling me is that I can buy stuff that’s NOT from the internet? Like from some mystical, magical building that just has stuff on shelves? I think you’re lying.

An oven with a self-diagnosing computer. Asimov needs to add a 4th rule about not burning your food.

I had a mechanic tell me my o2 sensor was bad on my car when he’d checked the computer codes. I asked him to just reset it, and if it was bad, I’d bring the car back when the light came back on. He said he had to replace it since it was dangerous. I said that was fine, but I wasn’t paying for it. Eventually he…

I’m certain the full truth lies somewhere between the Pentagon’s response, and the ex Yemeni minister of agriculture’s. Without more detail (that we’ll never get) I’m not sure we can say “Everything Went Wrong”

The fact that you can’t really block people in PSN (despite blocking them, they still show up in your games and are not muted) and reporting them requires a PhD and a tree of menus is just another annoying aspect of this system.

Have you also used Gimp? I’m wondering how the two compare. I’ve been using Gimp and InkScape since Adobe CSS came out and I couldn’t afford it. I like Gimp a lot, but PS has a lot of quality of life tweaks that Gimp does not. InkScape is not user friendly at all. If Krita could fill that gap, I’d be thrilled.

Xbox, snap party
(xbox snaps Achievements)
Xbox. Unsnap
(xbox does nothing)
Xbox, UNSNAP!
(xbox does nothing)
XBOX UNSNAP!
(xbox unsnaps)

“There are points where Pruitt came across both as patently unqualified and shamelessly unethical, particularly when he refused to answer simple questions.”

You can charge your iPhone with this same method!

I’m trying to decide what might influence voters more: A private email server, or Russian Blackmail. If I’m the Director of the FBI, I guess I get to choose, right?

Other small sites that are in financial trouble - tremendous trouble, really - like CNN and Google are calling this type of reporting on Trump “News”. Apparently people want to know things about the person who will be president. Big problem.

This would be great! If I didn’t absolutely loathe Dax Shephard. He acts like a person who is pretending to pretend. He’s just bad.

have you ever heard people rationalize that government oversight and invasion of privacy is okay because good people have “nothing to hide”? That the NSA can spy on American citizens because eventually, the law of averages states that they’ll probably catch someone doing something illegal, and the whole process will…

No context much?

Conan O’Brien comes off as condescending to me. His humor is based off making other people feel inferior, and I think he’s an unhappy asshole of a person.