What you said. This could have been the article instead, as it is unadulterated truth. This is truth in liquid form, refined down to a delectable consommé.

I hope the games keep the amazing physics, “any way you want” approach to completing objectives, interesting game mechanics, robust game economies and build flows.

I think “Fuck yourself. Final offer.” is going to be my new catchphrase. It says everything I want to say in one elegant line.

These are the articles I point to when people refer to themselves as the PC master race.

Oh my God. Yes. I read it twice thinking I had transposed his words.

I wish there was some type of progression past getting a spray to put on the wall (that I’ll never use), getting a voice clip or emote (that I’ll never use), getting a new skin (usually a color swap for a character I don’t use, like Roadhog, but some of the actual model changes are very cool). The game is great and…

You win $2

I still have a hard time understanding how the app the images are taken from manages to compress them to the point that they are practically unreadable. These are 30k jpgs. How much more can they be compressed before it’s a single gray tone blob?

Logic and reason in a Gawker forum? Only in Jalopnik.

I don’t think the Killzone figures are bash, either. I think this guy may have his own 3D printer, but is very talented.

Until this reply, I thought you were being cleverly sarcastic. Now I see that is not the case at all.

I traded a truck I spent time and money modifying myself for one that came factory with all the things I’d added to my old one. I love the new one. But it still doesn’t feel as much ME as the old one did.

Please. ANYONE but him.

To be fair, there IS an April 31 in Norwegia, where the developers are from. They use the Bjorkian Calendar. There’s a huge festival for it on Septender the Eleventieth.

I apologize, I was incredibly unclear. I love games like Diablo and loot-driven games. I love that I will probably get garbage, but just MAYBE get something awesome. That MAYBE is what keeps me coming back.

This is how I know I’m old: I can’t even comprehend how someone can think this would be fun. There’s no challenge. No skill. You reap endless unearned rewards and eventually have the best stuff mathematically possible. At that point, the only thing left to do is quit playing, or make everyone else in the game as…

It’s a well designed game, looks great, has great control, and awesome music. That said, it’s hard as fuck. I only played it about 90 minutes before deciding it wasn’t for me. I don’t like games where I have to do the same thing over and over.

I haven’t played 5 yet, but historically Guile’s moves did more damage than Charlie/Nash. He was the slow and methodical version like Ryu vs the fast and flashier but less damage Ken.

Do most Americans know the difference between a Chinese actress and a Japanese one? Or do they just want someone “Asian”, or “More Asian than ScarJo”?

This is America. Just shoot them.