As others have said before me...he should be forced to carry this unviable campaign to term. His (political) life is in danger? Too bad, so sad. That precious, precious presidential campaign is alive (even if hideously deformed and its death is both inevitable and painful for those that love it). It would be murder …

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

I enjoyed book 1, tolerated book 2, and cringed my way through book 3. That series honestly turned me off YA fiction for a little while. I reread Hunger Games to get the taste out of my mouth.

You really need to see the Honest Trailer then. Your SAT snark reminded me of it.

Honestly, I have been forced into going to all three of these movies by my husband as double dates because his best friend’s wife loves the books.

That’s what I did after reading the third book. It was on my Kindle, so you know I was serious.

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

Ok, what are everyone’s hopes for the characters? Here are mine:

This show makes me uncomfortable because the boys are soooooo doable and soooooo young. There. I said it. I always have to reassure myself we were the same age when they filmed it so it’s ok or something.

jesus fucking christ. that poor girl.