I nearly fell of my chair in amazement that someone realized I’m not porking their mother. This is the stupidest thread I’ve ever been a part of.

Personal attacks over a non-offensive joke is hardly civil discourse. This idiotic thread and your commenting history show you take the Internet too seriously. It’s Saturday... relax.

2/10

“I’ll write a boilerplate retort to an innocuous joke on the Internet under the pretense that this will make me look witty. This comment is a great idea”

Here’s a transcript of your past several comments

Kicking a ball is fun. Watching people flop all over a field is... a confusing pastime.

Yet another fragile soccer fan. You guys really take after the players. See... there’s a 2nd one! :)

Lol, just looked through your history. I get it now.

I compared two things I don’t like and wrote it on the Internet. You lob personal attacks. Take a breath and enjoy your weekend.

This seems like a reasonable response to a mild joke.

Lol, relax bud.

Wildly popular, but I just can’t figure out what the craze is about. Soccer is the Dr. Who of sports.