Frankly, any dude who is really into Roman or Greek history kinda has to work overtime to convince other people he is not a giant asshole thanks to the giant assholes who think they’re Spartans/think the Romans were the height of human history/start spraying urine everywhere at the mere mention of the historical fact…

It’s that whole “I’m macho and a badass” motif all these Rome/gladiator movies and tv shows give off. 300, Spartacus, Gladiator, they all give cater to the incel crowd.

Can we start calling these people what they really are: “Anti-Christians”? They do literally the opposite of everything Jesus taught.

“if you want to be told how to live your life, read the new testament”

The Fuck Your Feelings™ people sure don’t like having their feelings fucked with. 

Kinja-era AV Club is the goddamn chapel of middlebrow blandness

Less stuff to use against us I guess. 

Maybe.... but I dont own a 700 million dollar yacht or a 7000 dollar yacht. So that will get filed in my “ less than zero fucks given” folder. 

It’s the dilemma of the contemporary American conservative activist.

Thanks, I hate it.

I’m so fucking sick of people saying no one wants to work. People want to work, they just don’t want to work for crap wages and to be treated like they are as dispensible as the dirt on the bottom of Kim’s Louboutin.  

It’s almost like voting religious nuts into important government offices isn’t actually a very good idea.

He punched a 77-year-old man, the man fell down, hit his head, and died as a result. This is textbook manslaughter per Florida statutes: regardless of whether there was a specific intent to kill, it is reasonably foreseeable that punching an old man in face could lead to their death; the fact that the kid was almost…

Where in the world are you finding an all-inclusive for $200 a week?  A tent community in cuba eating conchs and fermented coconut for the booze?

that pipeline only helped a canadian company get a smaller transportation bill to get oil from alberta to houston.  the oil didnt even stay in the states it was shipped overseas.  so it did fuck all for the united states.  its still getting shipped out either way so that oils already on the market. 

It’s already built, just needs a signature of a pen to allow it to flow.

What we won:

Brendan Celluci: “It’s safe to say Red Sox fans have been shocked by the comments of a former player.”

Looks like Fox News may have found their new sports correspondent.

Autocrats hate being laughed at, almost as much as losing their money.