Sounds like you and I have to fight.

I don’t care. I’ll eat a rat.

I hope rogue-likes/lites are relegated to the ash heap of history soon. 

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty good at dismantling blues. So, this feels like a nerf.

You should sell them an nft of this article.

They’re trying to cover up the game’s origins, obviously.

I hope they kill each other in the wrestling ring, live on fox news.

Yikes. That’s fucked up.

I applaud the effort, but this is my personal nightmare. 

They should just return the ammo. Really, really quickly. 

I can’t believe this guy named himself after his game, though. 

I hope the box is full poisonous snakes and grenades.

Uh, I need the caps lock key to YELL AT SCRUB BITCHES WHO IGNORE MECHANICS AND STAND IN THE FIRE.

That’s just a regular Hawaiian dog.

I sincerely hope she is eaten by opossums.

Does this mean the app store will be less cluttered with festering trash? A: No, russia will take up the slack. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if they put this sad shell of itself out of its misery. What a fuckin bummer, though. 

The rock is such a smarmy shit-eater. Fuck him. 

Every time I see “Starfield” my brain sees “Seinfeld”. And … a Bethesda open-world Seinfeld game might be amazing.

Defector is so good. Fuck G/O Media.