I drive an old boxster. Since nobody can drive a stick anymore, I just leave it unlocked all the time.

How do you know if you’ve even played a game if the achievements don’t tell you so? 

Wow, It’s always nice to see a plucky little company like Sony show its support for the speedrunning community.

Seriously

Remember that time Folgers explicitly advocated for brother/sister incest and even went so far as to argue before Congress that “[Our] shitty coffee is, globally, the number one cause of intra-family fucking.” 

Whoa, like from Star Wars?

Maybe just scrap the whole thing and give me another Escape Velocity game? I’d be ok with that. 

Cool. Hope he dies :)

If anybody has a card they’re afraid might get bricked, you can send it over to me for analysis and safekeeping. 

Well, this game is based on the hit Terrence Malick film of the same name. The movie has a huge following, and fans have been begging for an MMO adaptation for years. 

I hope Dread is good. Need something to scratch that itch, esp. since Axiom Verge 2 was so damn disappointing.

I’m sure these poor, oppressed, anti-vax shitbirds could drum up support on some crowdfunding platform. Although, it’s gonna be a real dilemma, since so many vehement anti-vaxxers are also unapologetic anti-blaxxers. 

What the absolute fuck

I’m going to do what I do every year: scowl at the children from the belfry and throw rocks at them if they step foot on my demesne.

I only wear hairshirts. 

I wish everybody in marketing would just go ahead and kill themselves. 

I spent a year in Switzerland a while ago, and I ate so much (delicious) cheese in various forms, that after I went back to the States, I needed a few months of cheese abstinence to reset my system. And even though my favorite cheeses are the rankest blues, I still have a deep respect for raclettes and gruyeres. I’m…

Bezos. Is that the guy who sells books on the internet? 

I love the stems. But so does my dog. So, you know, it can get tense. 

Who the fuck runs google searches for candy?