Your dog has nice, pointy paws.

Holy fuckin lol.

Hmm, seems like a stretch. I don’t think the Irish are particularly known for their pub culture.

I had this once before at a friend’s house but never knew what it was called. Now I know. It was delicious.

I drive a lot of shitty rentals and let me just say this: the Nissan Rogue is at least better than the Chevy Equinox. 

DISAPPOINTED JESUS IS LORD

Whoooaaa, unprovoked attack on gnuts. I won’t stand for it. Do you hear me? I. Shan’t. Stand. For. It.

Shut up, you sad cunt.

James Taylor

It’s “nduja”.

I’d rather not imagine or think about this piece of shit ever again, thanks. 

Fuckin agreed

If Bungie really wants to lean into it, I’d spend thousands of dollars on a functional replica of the Monte Carlo chambered in 5.56. But noooooo, they’re a bunch of cowards!

I always assumed it was taken from some offhand Japanese translation and it just stuck. Sort of like the use of the “S” tier in rankings.

This is all just tremendously sad. 

Ah, but what if I want to take my corn from phenomenal to frozen? What then, I ask. What then?

Just because it should always be said, any time anti-abortion bullshit comes up; the “““““pro-life””””” stance has nothing, nothing to do with compassion or empathy or “respect for life”. It is, and has always been, about controlling and punishing women.

They should add in a Uyghur fighter who trained with Tibetan monks. 

Gene Wolfe Presents: The Book of the New Sun Presents: Alzab-Os! 

Judging by the stunning number of empty cans and bottles outside of every corner store, I’m guessing: a large number of people.