Madonna honey, if you really want to shock us all, try some dignity. That would really makes us wonder what you’re up to. Not this sad, pathetic, trying-to-hard shit you’ve been doing for awhile now.

In other words you’ve constructed a false narrative about Bernie that’s completely divorced from the facts.

I think it’s poor form for Jezebel to use Planned Parenthood’s own website comparing Sanders and Clinton as evidence in an article talking about the three parties, particularly when PP has already endorsed Clinton.

Is “I want him to be my Grandpa” the new “I want to have a beer with him?”

I can’t abide Hillary’s smugness.

I’m not watching, I already decided I prefer Bernie. I hope to God he gets the nomination.

This is semi-related, but did anyone see the episode with the Purlettes? The woman was using elderly people as sweatshop labor, having them knit purses that she would felt and sell for $250+, and pay them a pittance. I hated that woman, and Mr. Wonderful was the only one of the sharks who saw it as exploitative.

Okay but can we talk about this lady?

Bernie should be our nominee. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I dunno guys. I’m starting to feel the Bern. He is a breath of fresh air. Is it crazy to think he could really pull this thing off? (According to polling he currently has a higher chance of beating Trump than Hillary)

I’m pretty sure he goes by the username WeekendAtBernies2016 on WSHH.

Why are you continuing to show the screenshots of this fucking video? What the fuck is wrong with you, Jezebel*?

See the video game Life Is Strange.