I have an undergrad degree in philosophy so I am adding Philosopher to my resume. Also, I have spent countless hours watching medical dramas such as ER and Grey’s Anatomy so I am also a surgeon. Obviously.

I have degree in education. I am not and have not ever been employed full time in education. I don’t go around making claims and pronouncements based on the fact that I was a student teacher once. That would be disrespectful to those who actually do the hard and valued work of teaching.

Yes, he got an undergrad degree in geology over 30 years ago. He never worked as a geologist or did anything even close to it, so he isn’t and has never been a geologist. It’s kind of like studying pre-law in undergrad and never working in the legal profession, but saying you’re an attorney 30 years later.

Have a career in geology with professional experience and expertise. If you get a degree in accounting and never do accounting, you are not an accountant.